Post by toxicmessiah on Nov 23, 2011 4:38:43 GMT -5
FB Brutal Pancakes made the decision today to sign up for the newly started USFL. As of right now Mr. Pancakes is the only FB of his kind in the league being a run blocking specialist and when reached for comment had only this to say.
"I'm a fullback, I'm big, I'm slow, and I put whoever gets in front of me on their ass, what more do you want? If you give me the ball when we need two yards, yeah, I'll get you two yards. However if you give me the ball when we need ten yards, I'll get you two yards. If you want somebody who rushes for 100 yard games sign a runningback but if you need somebody to make sure your runningback rushes for those 100 yard games, you sign me. As far as which team I'd rather play for, I have no preference because no matter where I sign my job will remain the same. Make any defensive lineman, linebacker, and scrawny cornerback stupid enough to run my way, my bitch."
It remains to be seen what teams if any will have interest in the outspoken fullback but if they want a successful running game he should see a lot of offers.
...im scared...som1 sign him plz ><
