Post by camo0309 on Dec 6, 2011 17:17:33 GMT -5
The first week of the UFSL is in the books, and already we have reports of a “sex scandal” in St. Peter following the Griffins’ 9-6 win over the New York Nightmare. The team’s outside linebacker J.D Boom has recently complained about a certain happening in the Griffins’ locker room following the victory.
“We were all getting ready to shower after the game,” Boom was quoted saying, “when Jones came in and shouted ‘group hug in the shower tonight!’ So, while we were showering, we had our group hug, and didn’t really think anything of it. And then I felt somebody, well, you know, slip it in… I tried to turn around to see who it was, but he wouldn’t let me. By the time I was able to, he was gone.”
The Griffins’ middle linebacker and general manager, French Toast, denied to comment on the matter. Also, no other player on the team has come forward with any knowledge on what transpired in the locker room, so the outlook toward settling the issue isn’t too good.
While there are no confirmations toward who else might have been involved, early suspects include running back Maple Syrup and cornerback Brady Lynch. The fact that both are Penn State University graduates is purely coincidence, I’m sure…
“We were all getting ready to shower after the game,” Boom was quoted saying, “when Jones came in and shouted ‘group hug in the shower tonight!’ So, while we were showering, we had our group hug, and didn’t really think anything of it. And then I felt somebody, well, you know, slip it in… I tried to turn around to see who it was, but he wouldn’t let me. By the time I was able to, he was gone.”
The Griffins’ middle linebacker and general manager, French Toast, denied to comment on the matter. Also, no other player on the team has come forward with any knowledge on what transpired in the locker room, so the outlook toward settling the issue isn’t too good.
While there are no confirmations toward who else might have been involved, early suspects include running back Maple Syrup and cornerback Brady Lynch. The fact that both are Penn State University graduates is purely coincidence, I’m sure…
