Post by toxicmessiah on Dec 7, 2011 10:03:52 GMT -5
St. Peter Herald - Wed. December 7th 2011
Upon coming into the league FB Brutal Pancakes promised whatever team that signed him that he would "put people on their asses". When the New York Nightmare and St. Peter Griffins clashed in their week one match up he did just that leading his team in the only stat that matters, PANCAKES! Five, that's how many times the Griffin's FB left a Nightmare defender looking up at him from the ground. Not only was that enough to lead his team but it also dwarfed the number of pancakes put up by other FBs around the league. Brutal Pancakes was also able to show that he isn't the one trick pony he made himself out to be after catching a five yard pass from quarterback Lawson Forbes then rushing once for gain of six yards. However after the game he warned the fans not to expect very many catches or runs like that in the future.
"Ha that catch was pure luck, I've got hands of stone so I was as surprised as the defense was when I caught it. As for the run, yeah it was a good run but I wouldn't get used to it, my offensive line did an excellent job of creating a hole for me to run through. I mean seriously I haven't seen a hole that wide since I slept with Stricker Willams' mom!"
Upon coming into the league FB Brutal Pancakes promised whatever team that signed him that he would "put people on their asses". When the New York Nightmare and St. Peter Griffins clashed in their week one match up he did just that leading his team in the only stat that matters, PANCAKES! Five, that's how many times the Griffin's FB left a Nightmare defender looking up at him from the ground. Not only was that enough to lead his team but it also dwarfed the number of pancakes put up by other FBs around the league. Brutal Pancakes was also able to show that he isn't the one trick pony he made himself out to be after catching a five yard pass from quarterback Lawson Forbes then rushing once for gain of six yards. However after the game he warned the fans not to expect very many catches or runs like that in the future.
"Ha that catch was pure luck, I've got hands of stone so I was as surprised as the defense was when I caught it. As for the run, yeah it was a good run but I wouldn't get used to it, my offensive line did an excellent job of creating a hole for me to run through. I mean seriously I haven't seen a hole that wide since I slept with Stricker Willams' mom!"
