Post by AppleJacks on Nov 28, 2011 16:46:11 GMT -5
Episode 1 - ufsl.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=med&action=display&thread=530
The Origination of the UFSL - Episode 2
Previously on South Park an angry Canadian by the name of Bash had embarked on a mission to pwn anyone in his path when he came across an elementary school, South Park Elementary School. At this school his life would be changed forever.
Meeting Advantage, a student in the school's 4th grade class, the two would discuss the importance behind creating a football sim league for all to come home that could stand the test of the time.
That is... If they could find "The One." While nobody knew the location of "The One" it was of the most importance to reach this profit and learn the true way to run a sim league.
With a new friend and the online world of simming hanging in the balance... Bash set out... on a quest.
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"By the way... My name is Advantage."
"Nice to meet you Advantage," expressed Bash. "Let us begin!"
And so it begun. The two set out on the journey of a lifetime to find the one, well, that they called "The One." They searched high, they searched low and every where in between. They checked rocks and hideouts, treehouse's and titty bars. Nowhere could this prophet be found.
The two searched tirelessly as minutes upon minutes passed and still no sign of "The One." While Advantage began to lose hope, Bash began to crack.
"Where is this fucking tool," yelled Bash.
"We'll find him," answered Advantage. "We must."
Just when all looked lost there was a lead. A Cowboy of sorts, here in America no less, said he heard of a kid once who use to play finders keepers with "The One."
This had to be it!
The American cowboy explained that the kid wasn't from around here, he had been run out of town for annoying the "Vets" of the city. You see he was a bit too young to be getting mixed up with all the college aged kids he was trying to hang out with. One night, in a fit of rage... they banished him to a bathroom outside of White Castleton.
"Find him and you will find your prophet one way or another," said the Cowboy.
Just like that the two were on there way, yes Advantage and Bash go to White Castle... ton.
White Castleton was very much your average city, average people with average lives. After some investigating Bash stumbled upon a towns person who talked of a newbie making himself home in the Bowling Alley bathroom.
Could it be? Could this be the next step towards finding "The One?"
The two rushed to the White Castleton bowling alley and upon entering the bathroom found their answer.
"Uh... Hi," muttered the boy. "I'm Elijah."
They had there man. Elijah was in fact their ticket to the prophet and began telling his stories of yesteryear with "The One."
"He was a nice guy, very friendly. Sure he had his moments where he would fly off the handle and call everyone names but that's just his style you know?"
"We didn't talk much, mainly because I couldn't understand him half the time but we had some good times. We played hide and seek, freeze tag and even finders keepers. It was the best of times. I don't know what happened to him. He kinda outcast himself from everyone and nobody has seen him sense."
"Well, there is someone who I think has seen him." explained Elijah. "He knows everybody. He's like the coolest person in the world. You can find him on the basketball courts outside Eugene."
"Eugene?" asked Advantage.
"Oregon... Eugene, Oregon. That's where he lives."
"Splended!" shouted a pissed off Bash. "Just when we think we have a lead it's just another fucking lead."
Advantage pleaded with Bash to calm down but the Canadian didn't understand.
"Bro I am not angry. That's just my personality," he explained. "You would know if I was angry. Just because I curse doesn't mean I am pissed. Jesus fucking christ."
After minutes of pointless arguing the two found themselves once again on the road and in search of a new lead who might finally direct them to "The One."
Two bus rides and a hitchhike with a trucker name Hank later and the boys finally found themselves in lovely Eugene, Oregon. With no name and only a description to go on the boys searched for the blacktop dwelling cool kid.
"He said he will be pretty tan, wearing cool clothes and skinny jeans," explained Advantage, remembering the details Elijah gave them before their departure.
"So that guy?" Bash pointed at the only kid on the court.
"Oh... I guess," replied Advantage.
"Hey you!" he called to the boy.
"What do you want?" asked the cool kid.
"Elijah said we would find you here. He said you know everybody."
The cool kid played with his chain for a minute as to force himself to remember who Elijah was.
"Oh, Elijah!" replied the boy.
"If you know Elijah than you're ok by me. What up? My name is Swoosh. Who you lookin' fo?"
With a smile on his face and determination in his eyes Advantage replied...
"The One."
The Origination of the UFSL - Episode 2
Previously on South Park an angry Canadian by the name of Bash had embarked on a mission to pwn anyone in his path when he came across an elementary school, South Park Elementary School. At this school his life would be changed forever.
Meeting Advantage, a student in the school's 4th grade class, the two would discuss the importance behind creating a football sim league for all to come home that could stand the test of the time.
That is... If they could find "The One." While nobody knew the location of "The One" it was of the most importance to reach this profit and learn the true way to run a sim league.
With a new friend and the online world of simming hanging in the balance... Bash set out... on a quest.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"By the way... My name is Advantage."
"Nice to meet you Advantage," expressed Bash. "Let us begin!"
And so it begun. The two set out on the journey of a lifetime to find the one, well, that they called "The One." They searched high, they searched low and every where in between. They checked rocks and hideouts, treehouse's and titty bars. Nowhere could this prophet be found.
The two searched tirelessly as minutes upon minutes passed and still no sign of "The One." While Advantage began to lose hope, Bash began to crack.
"Where is this fucking tool," yelled Bash.
"We'll find him," answered Advantage. "We must."
Just when all looked lost there was a lead. A Cowboy of sorts, here in America no less, said he heard of a kid once who use to play finders keepers with "The One."
This had to be it!
The American cowboy explained that the kid wasn't from around here, he had been run out of town for annoying the "Vets" of the city. You see he was a bit too young to be getting mixed up with all the college aged kids he was trying to hang out with. One night, in a fit of rage... they banished him to a bathroom outside of White Castleton.
"Find him and you will find your prophet one way or another," said the Cowboy.
Just like that the two were on there way, yes Advantage and Bash go to White Castle... ton.
White Castleton was very much your average city, average people with average lives. After some investigating Bash stumbled upon a towns person who talked of a newbie making himself home in the Bowling Alley bathroom.
Could it be? Could this be the next step towards finding "The One?"
The two rushed to the White Castleton bowling alley and upon entering the bathroom found their answer.
"Uh... Hi," muttered the boy. "I'm Elijah."
They had there man. Elijah was in fact their ticket to the prophet and began telling his stories of yesteryear with "The One."
"He was a nice guy, very friendly. Sure he had his moments where he would fly off the handle and call everyone names but that's just his style you know?"
"We didn't talk much, mainly because I couldn't understand him half the time but we had some good times. We played hide and seek, freeze tag and even finders keepers. It was the best of times. I don't know what happened to him. He kinda outcast himself from everyone and nobody has seen him sense."
"Well, there is someone who I think has seen him." explained Elijah. "He knows everybody. He's like the coolest person in the world. You can find him on the basketball courts outside Eugene."
"Eugene?" asked Advantage.
"Oregon... Eugene, Oregon. That's where he lives."
"Splended!" shouted a pissed off Bash. "Just when we think we have a lead it's just another fucking lead."
Advantage pleaded with Bash to calm down but the Canadian didn't understand.
"Bro I am not angry. That's just my personality," he explained. "You would know if I was angry. Just because I curse doesn't mean I am pissed. Jesus fucking christ."
After minutes of pointless arguing the two found themselves once again on the road and in search of a new lead who might finally direct them to "The One."
Two bus rides and a hitchhike with a trucker name Hank later and the boys finally found themselves in lovely Eugene, Oregon. With no name and only a description to go on the boys searched for the blacktop dwelling cool kid.
"He said he will be pretty tan, wearing cool clothes and skinny jeans," explained Advantage, remembering the details Elijah gave them before their departure.
"So that guy?" Bash pointed at the only kid on the court.
"Oh... I guess," replied Advantage.
"Hey you!" he called to the boy.
"What do you want?" asked the cool kid.
"Elijah said we would find you here. He said you know everybody."
The cool kid played with his chain for a minute as to force himself to remember who Elijah was.
"Oh, Elijah!" replied the boy.
"If you know Elijah than you're ok by me. What up? My name is Swoosh. Who you lookin' fo?"
With a smile on his face and determination in his eyes Advantage replied...
"The One."
