Post by Iceman on Nov 22, 2011 2:24:18 GMT -5
Terry Baldshaw:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and Welcome to the “New Yorker!” While everyone is already aware that the U.F.S.L. draft took place just hours ago, there’s one specific team which we think just blew all other teams straight out of the water. When you talk about great minds in the world of sports, you’re talking about minds like the one inside Ron Mexico.
Today we’ll take an in depth look at the “New York Nightmare” and how they matched up against other teams in the draft. Why the “Nightmare” you ask? Well, let’s just say their picks in the draft make them immediate contenders in this league. Here to bring you the breakdown analysis of just three key players is Angela Cummings.
Angela:
Thank you, Terry. I’ll start this off with the one pick I believe was the best bargain for the round he was chosen in… That player is Brandon Iceman.
Brandon came into the U.F.S.L. not knowing what he would encounter, but what he didn’t expect, was to get drafted at all. He figured that many other great names were out there to be had, yet even with his God given talents he remained humble. But Brandon couldn’t have been anymore wrong, as he went twenty fourth in the draft.
“It’s like a dream come true!” said Iceman. “I really thought I was going to go un-drafted and would need to have to fight to get on a team. But right before I was picked, Ron Mexico called my agent and told him that the “Nightmare” wanted me. And well, here I am.”
Brandon is known for his uncanny ability to make defenders miss. He possesses incredible speed and has the strength of an “Ox” which makes up two of the deadliest combinations for a running back. We know that at 6’2” he’s one of the biggest to play the position and can easily be seen, but size will not matter in his case. He’s going to create much needed holes up the middle simply because he’s got that brute muscle and is known for carrying the bulk of the load. He refuses to stop until the whistle has blown after every play, and noting the fact that the Nightmare has plenty of other offensive threats, I’d say Iceman will embark on greatness far sooner than anyone would think. I challenge anyone to disagree.
Terry Baldshaw:
Who’s up Next Angela?
Angela:
My second best bargain of the draft is none other than Jimmy Graham. Now, when you hear the name “Jimmy Graham” you think… brother of the great evangelist “Billy Graham” but that couldn’t be any further from the truth. Jimmy went to Miami University, which is known to birth numerous wide receivers throughout the years. He was brought up under Coach “Ryan Ditka” who glorifies Jimmy for his highlight performances at Miami.
“He was a good kid,” said Ditka. “Jimmy always listened when he was being taught something, and that’s what I loved most about him. If you’ve got a teachable spirit, the sky’s the limit for you because you’re always hungry, always looking for bigger and better. And that’s who Jimmy Graham is going to be for the Nightmare.”
Jimmy brings good height and agility to the corp. of receivers on the Nightmare. His six foot six, two hundred twenty five pound figure will be almost impossible for defenders to contain. And drafting Jimmy Graham at number sixteen will prove to have been a hell of a bargain for New York.
Terry Baldshaw:
That’s great stuff Angela, now who is, in your opinion, the third and final steal of the draft for the New York?
Angela:
Terry, some will disagree with me but, I’m going to have to say that at number nine the Nightmare got a true gangster in “Al Capone.” If you haven’t already seen college footage on this guy you’ll never understand why they call him “Gangster.”
Capone is a true gentleman when the helmet comes off, his girlfriend says he cuddles better than a giant teddy bear on rainy days. Now, coming from Florida State, no one would think it possible for Capone to be like that.
“Unforgiving on the field” says Rock Afella. “When you see Capone coming you better embrace the hit that’s coming because you’re going to get clobbered. I’m going to hate having to play against his huge ass!”
“I remember the first time I played against Capone,” says Maple Syrup” His bicep to my chest was the last thing I remembered before I hit the ground and woke up with a concussion.”
Capone says he’s actually the one who gave “Maple Syrup” his nickname after delivering one of the sweetest knock out tackles of his career.
Terry Baldshaw:
Alright Angela that was good stuff. When we come back from commercial break we’ll take a look at the team with the worst draft results in this years U.S.F.L. draft.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and Welcome to the “New Yorker!” While everyone is already aware that the U.F.S.L. draft took place just hours ago, there’s one specific team which we think just blew all other teams straight out of the water. When you talk about great minds in the world of sports, you’re talking about minds like the one inside Ron Mexico.
Today we’ll take an in depth look at the “New York Nightmare” and how they matched up against other teams in the draft. Why the “Nightmare” you ask? Well, let’s just say their picks in the draft make them immediate contenders in this league. Here to bring you the breakdown analysis of just three key players is Angela Cummings.
Angela:
Thank you, Terry. I’ll start this off with the one pick I believe was the best bargain for the round he was chosen in… That player is Brandon Iceman.
Brandon came into the U.F.S.L. not knowing what he would encounter, but what he didn’t expect, was to get drafted at all. He figured that many other great names were out there to be had, yet even with his God given talents he remained humble. But Brandon couldn’t have been anymore wrong, as he went twenty fourth in the draft.
“It’s like a dream come true!” said Iceman. “I really thought I was going to go un-drafted and would need to have to fight to get on a team. But right before I was picked, Ron Mexico called my agent and told him that the “Nightmare” wanted me. And well, here I am.”
Brandon is known for his uncanny ability to make defenders miss. He possesses incredible speed and has the strength of an “Ox” which makes up two of the deadliest combinations for a running back. We know that at 6’2” he’s one of the biggest to play the position and can easily be seen, but size will not matter in his case. He’s going to create much needed holes up the middle simply because he’s got that brute muscle and is known for carrying the bulk of the load. He refuses to stop until the whistle has blown after every play, and noting the fact that the Nightmare has plenty of other offensive threats, I’d say Iceman will embark on greatness far sooner than anyone would think. I challenge anyone to disagree.
Terry Baldshaw:
Who’s up Next Angela?
Angela:
My second best bargain of the draft is none other than Jimmy Graham. Now, when you hear the name “Jimmy Graham” you think… brother of the great evangelist “Billy Graham” but that couldn’t be any further from the truth. Jimmy went to Miami University, which is known to birth numerous wide receivers throughout the years. He was brought up under Coach “Ryan Ditka” who glorifies Jimmy for his highlight performances at Miami.
“He was a good kid,” said Ditka. “Jimmy always listened when he was being taught something, and that’s what I loved most about him. If you’ve got a teachable spirit, the sky’s the limit for you because you’re always hungry, always looking for bigger and better. And that’s who Jimmy Graham is going to be for the Nightmare.”
Jimmy brings good height and agility to the corp. of receivers on the Nightmare. His six foot six, two hundred twenty five pound figure will be almost impossible for defenders to contain. And drafting Jimmy Graham at number sixteen will prove to have been a hell of a bargain for New York.
Terry Baldshaw:
That’s great stuff Angela, now who is, in your opinion, the third and final steal of the draft for the New York?
Angela:
Terry, some will disagree with me but, I’m going to have to say that at number nine the Nightmare got a true gangster in “Al Capone.” If you haven’t already seen college footage on this guy you’ll never understand why they call him “Gangster.”
Capone is a true gentleman when the helmet comes off, his girlfriend says he cuddles better than a giant teddy bear on rainy days. Now, coming from Florida State, no one would think it possible for Capone to be like that.
“Unforgiving on the field” says Rock Afella. “When you see Capone coming you better embrace the hit that’s coming because you’re going to get clobbered. I’m going to hate having to play against his huge ass!”
“I remember the first time I played against Capone,” says Maple Syrup” His bicep to my chest was the last thing I remembered before I hit the ground and woke up with a concussion.”
Capone says he’s actually the one who gave “Maple Syrup” his nickname after delivering one of the sweetest knock out tackles of his career.
Terry Baldshaw:
Alright Angela that was good stuff. When we come back from commercial break we’ll take a look at the team with the worst draft results in this years U.S.F.L. draft.
