Post by eatwittommy on Dec 7, 2011 21:05:50 GMT -5
Waddup waddup. It's never too early to see the All-UFSL team!
Quarterback - Landon Carter - Stormtroopers
Every single quarterback blew chunks, what did you expect? Landon Carter of the Stormtroopers managed to blow the less chunks week one, completing a studly 33% of his passes for 55 yards and an eye opening 42.6 quarterback rating. Rock Afella, fourth overall pick of the UFSL Draft, gave Carter a run for his money, throwing for 161 yards, but had a costly interception, driving his quarterback rating into the ground.
Runningback - Ikechukwu Osuwah - Stormtroopers
Damn, does Maple Syrup suck or what? The scrub 63 yards on 22 carries for a steller 2.8 yards per carry. To spice things up, he even threw in a fumble.
Anywho, Ikechuku, let's call him Ike from now on, had a nice game. He had an impressive 98 yard touchdown run where he showed his break tackling skills and speed, to inflate his average. However, you take that away, and Ike still had a great game, averaging 3.35 yards a carry and still breaking the century mark. Ike aso added two catches for 26 yards.
Fullback - Brutal Pancakes - Griffins
Cakes on cakes on cakes. Brutal Pancakes of the St. Peter Breakfast Eaters has a knack for pancakes. Five, count em, five pancakes on the day. Too bad he was blocking for one of the most physically challenged players in the league! Heyo, more Maple Sizzurp cheap shots! Pancakes also finished the day with six rushing yards and five receiving yards.
Wide Receivers - Christopher Miller - Nightmares; Jimmy Graham - Nightmares
Graham had the best day out of all wide receivers, simply, because he was the only one without a drop. Now, I'm sure you're bitching about how Staphid Jervis had 57 yards and blah blah. Five drops? That's a big no-no. Graham had 34 yards on 3 catches, no touchdowns, but no drops either.
Graham's teammate Christopher Miller was not too shabby either. He reeled in two passes for 41 yards and had one drop. The Predators and their pass-happy offense had a few guys that came close, including Dave Hester and Devin Street, but Street's two drops cost him the honor while Hester was just out-yardage'd.
Tight End - Aldous Steele - Stormtroopers
Steele had a pretty decent game all around. Not only did Steele finish the day second in yards amongst tight ends with 14, he had 0 drops. Add to that, he came in big time in the running game, flattening the defense for 5 pancakes, helping pave the way for Mr. Ike, his star runningback.
Middle Linebacker - French Toast - Griffins
Damn, I hate biased writers. But seriously, the linebackers were probably the hardest to choose from. Capone, Vader, and Toast are all represented by big name agents. Vader had only five tackles, but two deflections. Capone had 7 tackles and the only tackle for a loss. Toast had five, but was the only one with a sack. In the end, the sack outweighs the tackle for a loss and slightly boosts Toast past Vader.
Honestly, I almost put two middle linebackers here because it was such a tight battle.
Outside Linebackers - J.D. Boom - Griffins; Apple Jacks - Stormtroopers
J.D. Boom had an good game all around, leading the Griffins in tackles with six, had one behind the line of scrimmage, scooped up one fumble and had a deflection. Like I said, a very good game all around.
Apple Jacks also had a good game all around. Similar stats to Boom, Jacks had five tackles, including one for a loss and another for a sack. He also forced a fumble while showing off his pass defense skills with a deflection.
Cornerbacks - Darrell Jones - Griffins; Brady Lynch - Griffins
Darell Jones was an easy choice here, as he was the only one with an interception, one that could not have come at a better time. Jones also showed his awareness, deflecting three passes, more than any other cornerback.
Brady Lynch, on the other hand, was a hard pick. Nightmare's Rick Ross had seven tackles, while three were for losses. However, he did not have a strong game as a defender, recording 0 deflections. Lynch only recorded one, but also forced a fumble, which was recovered by his teammates. In theory, that is the same as an interception.
Safeties - Jamaal Stockton - Stormtroopers; Drew Hamilton - Predators
Outside of Stockton, every safety has played poorly thus far. I mean, how many games are we through now? Many safeties have less than five tackles! Seesh.
Enough of my stupidity, Stockton had 9 tackles, leading the entire league. The ballhawk also had two deflections and is an easy choice.
However, after that, there is a huge dropoff. Many other safeties barely made the stat sheet. Drew Hamilton saved the day for the safeties as he recorded four tackles and a deflection.
Waddup waddup. I'm done. Coming back soon, my niggas.
Quarterback - Landon Carter - Stormtroopers
Every single quarterback blew chunks, what did you expect? Landon Carter of the Stormtroopers managed to blow the less chunks week one, completing a studly 33% of his passes for 55 yards and an eye opening 42.6 quarterback rating. Rock Afella, fourth overall pick of the UFSL Draft, gave Carter a run for his money, throwing for 161 yards, but had a costly interception, driving his quarterback rating into the ground.
Runningback - Ikechukwu Osuwah - Stormtroopers
Damn, does Maple Syrup suck or what? The scrub 63 yards on 22 carries for a steller 2.8 yards per carry. To spice things up, he even threw in a fumble.
Anywho, Ikechuku, let's call him Ike from now on, had a nice game. He had an impressive 98 yard touchdown run where he showed his break tackling skills and speed, to inflate his average. However, you take that away, and Ike still had a great game, averaging 3.35 yards a carry and still breaking the century mark. Ike aso added two catches for 26 yards.
Fullback - Brutal Pancakes - Griffins
Cakes on cakes on cakes. Brutal Pancakes of the St. Peter Breakfast Eaters has a knack for pancakes. Five, count em, five pancakes on the day. Too bad he was blocking for one of the most physically challenged players in the league! Heyo, more Maple Sizzurp cheap shots! Pancakes also finished the day with six rushing yards and five receiving yards.
Wide Receivers - Christopher Miller - Nightmares; Jimmy Graham - Nightmares
Graham had the best day out of all wide receivers, simply, because he was the only one without a drop. Now, I'm sure you're bitching about how Staphid Jervis had 57 yards and blah blah. Five drops? That's a big no-no. Graham had 34 yards on 3 catches, no touchdowns, but no drops either.
Graham's teammate Christopher Miller was not too shabby either. He reeled in two passes for 41 yards and had one drop. The Predators and their pass-happy offense had a few guys that came close, including Dave Hester and Devin Street, but Street's two drops cost him the honor while Hester was just out-yardage'd.
Tight End - Aldous Steele - Stormtroopers
Steele had a pretty decent game all around. Not only did Steele finish the day second in yards amongst tight ends with 14, he had 0 drops. Add to that, he came in big time in the running game, flattening the defense for 5 pancakes, helping pave the way for Mr. Ike, his star runningback.
Middle Linebacker - French Toast - Griffins
Damn, I hate biased writers. But seriously, the linebackers were probably the hardest to choose from. Capone, Vader, and Toast are all represented by big name agents. Vader had only five tackles, but two deflections. Capone had 7 tackles and the only tackle for a loss. Toast had five, but was the only one with a sack. In the end, the sack outweighs the tackle for a loss and slightly boosts Toast past Vader.
Honestly, I almost put two middle linebackers here because it was such a tight battle.
Outside Linebackers - J.D. Boom - Griffins; Apple Jacks - Stormtroopers
J.D. Boom had an good game all around, leading the Griffins in tackles with six, had one behind the line of scrimmage, scooped up one fumble and had a deflection. Like I said, a very good game all around.
Apple Jacks also had a good game all around. Similar stats to Boom, Jacks had five tackles, including one for a loss and another for a sack. He also forced a fumble while showing off his pass defense skills with a deflection.
Cornerbacks - Darrell Jones - Griffins; Brady Lynch - Griffins
Darell Jones was an easy choice here, as he was the only one with an interception, one that could not have come at a better time. Jones also showed his awareness, deflecting three passes, more than any other cornerback.
Brady Lynch, on the other hand, was a hard pick. Nightmare's Rick Ross had seven tackles, while three were for losses. However, he did not have a strong game as a defender, recording 0 deflections. Lynch only recorded one, but also forced a fumble, which was recovered by his teammates. In theory, that is the same as an interception.
Safeties - Jamaal Stockton - Stormtroopers; Drew Hamilton - Predators
Outside of Stockton, every safety has played poorly thus far. I mean, how many games are we through now? Many safeties have less than five tackles! Seesh.
Enough of my stupidity, Stockton had 9 tackles, leading the entire league. The ballhawk also had two deflections and is an easy choice.
However, after that, there is a huge dropoff. Many other safeties barely made the stat sheet. Drew Hamilton saved the day for the safeties as he recorded four tackles and a deflection.
Waddup waddup. I'm done. Coming back soon, my niggas.
