Post by AppleJacks on Dec 13, 2011 23:03:26 GMT -5
Breaking News!
Former Florida great and current Seattle Stormtroopers linebacker Jack Apple has retired from the game of football citing a serious condition with his eyes.
"It's with great regret that I must inform the world that it is time to call my career an end," explained Apple. "I leave behind a legacy of forgetfulness and transparency. Goodbye world"
Apple leaves the game as the UFSL's all time leading sack artist with 4 sacks and is tied for the league lead in consecutive games played with two.
Sources say the bannerless and multi-colored forum may have contributed to a rare eye issue Apple went undiagnosed with for most of his life.
Agent Shaka had this to say:
"For those of you who had the luxury of seeing Apple play in the UFSL, all 4 of you that attended those sims, we thank you. We're now on to smaller and lesser things."
Former Florida great and current Seattle Stormtroopers linebacker Jack Apple has retired from the game of football citing a serious condition with his eyes.
"It's with great regret that I must inform the world that it is time to call my career an end," explained Apple. "I leave behind a legacy of forgetfulness and transparency. Goodbye world"
Apple leaves the game as the UFSL's all time leading sack artist with 4 sacks and is tied for the league lead in consecutive games played with two.
Sources say the bannerless and multi-colored forum may have contributed to a rare eye issue Apple went undiagnosed with for most of his life.
Agent Shaka had this to say:
"For those of you who had the luxury of seeing Apple play in the UFSL, all 4 of you that attended those sims, we thank you. We're now on to smaller and lesser things."
